a short love story

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 07-Feb-2016 23:16:22

Short Love Story:

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ..........
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, ...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow, that's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own damn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

Post 2 by forereel (Just posting.) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2016 18:02:52

Grin.

Post 3 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2016 18:06:16

Lol nice

Post 4 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 09-Feb-2016 18:30:59

haha! lol, nice. :d well, he was lazy as fuck wasn't he? :d

Post 5 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Wednesday, 10-Feb-2016 13:00:19

Hahaha.

Post 6 by ADVOCATOR! (Finally getting on board!) on Friday, 12-Feb-2016 7:56:48

Sounds like a marriage to me. LOL

Post 7 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 08-Mar-2016 8:18:09

Hahaha, nice.